I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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