Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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