I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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