these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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