whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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