I could have mohawked her pubes.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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