i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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