i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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