You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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