Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
