NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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