nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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