I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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