Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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