I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize