whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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