Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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