me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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