its not stalking. its research.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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