i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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