Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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