i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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