It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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