I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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