I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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