If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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