you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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