go do what you do best...puke behind churches
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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