i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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