i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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