Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Me too!
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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