its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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