it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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