Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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