My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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