hell yes lets make some ravioli
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever