That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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