Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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