I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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