This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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