how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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