My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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