is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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