This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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