Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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