It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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