Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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