Having a random hookup so left but love u
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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