At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
