it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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