did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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