just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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