It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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