your room smells of hookers.
And success
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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