Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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