belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think I died a long time ago.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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