a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Randomize
