I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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