What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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