he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Dating After Heartbreak
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.