what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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