Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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